I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
zippers are such a cool invention
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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