I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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