wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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