No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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