whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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