I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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