remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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