Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
