My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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