If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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