You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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