I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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