his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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