dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
