we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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