Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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