My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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