Don't make out with my wife yet
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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