He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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