in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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