you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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