i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Panties = found
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
