I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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