I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize
