On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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