The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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