Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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