Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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