Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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