My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
and she was petting her beer can
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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