we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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