butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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