so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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