If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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