Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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