If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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