Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
God I need to hump something, right now.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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