Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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