You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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