I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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