Have you finally orgasmed yet?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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