then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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