quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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