I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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