mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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