Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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