i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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