i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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