bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Do vagina's smell?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You may now shotgun with the bride
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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