I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We had to coat check the pizza.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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