Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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