Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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