Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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